Define "chronic" masturbator.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
