Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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