But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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