I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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