were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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