The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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