I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
