i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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