Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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