Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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