The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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