At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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