I think I am morally bankrupt
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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