I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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