She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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