He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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