it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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