your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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