Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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