margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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