if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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