On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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