In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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