Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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