North Korea, Best Korea!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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