You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
