Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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