Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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