I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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