but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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