i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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