you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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