Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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