Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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