Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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