Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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