Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
tell me about the eggs
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