i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She bit a glass in half.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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