awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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