is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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