Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have fence marks all over my body
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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