I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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