Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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