Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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