Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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