is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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