now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Randomize
