Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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