We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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