Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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