Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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